"Dear [Nigel],

Don't know if you noticed,
But your name is on a lot of quotes in this book,
Us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look.
And all the people that you made in your image,
Still believing that junk is true.
Well I know it ain't and so do you."

Anyways, thanks for listening Nigel, you're a good buddy, next time you're in town drop by and we'll go for a beer.